Friday, August 5, 2011

Of Cramming and the Library

Crammers rule is a fairly common rule we use in campus.It refers to that art and/or science of cramming,word to word what the lecturers have been feeding us for the past semester.In a campus where success and passing are measured by how much and well you can recall what the lecturer gave you in class in form of notes,this is a noble rule.As usual I have been running up and down,from club to club,Gulping one after the other.Now its exam time and I am not well prepared..Or is it prepared at all?
Nevertheless,I know I will surely pass my exams.I have a fairly Good memory.First I just need to make sure I have all the notes that were given,and of-course there order.I will start by locking myself in that isolation chamber-i stopped going to the library long time ago since I got more distracted by the sight of too much flesh to stare at.The girls have made our library a hunting ground.they get to the library dressed to kill.and I mean literally to kill.one time i was sited close to this girl,she had a very short tight skirt.I happened to drop my pen, mischievously of course- and what followed...when i bent down to pick it up, instead of her putting her legs together,she opened them wide apart.i stayed down there for about a minute wondering and lost on what to do...When i stood up,she was looking me straight in the eyes like she wanted to gauge my reactions.MY evaluations of whatever i had seen...One look at her and i was dead meat from the inside.I pretended to be so engrossed with my books so much.starring so hard at my books,but i kept repeating the same line.When i noticed i could not grasp anything,i went out and that was the last time i ever wanted to get near the library.

i have to get back to my cramming,the lectures will be very impressed when I duplicate to them there notes in the exam.i don't care, that's the system here.You only know as much as your lecturer gives you.Try being smart by say using a different method to solve that calculus problem,heeyyy,u will see fire\.especially of the lecturer doesn't know about it.I learnt that long time......

Monday, August 1, 2011

G-Kenya2.0:Time to Pretend am a Developer

Its yet another time for all techie or aspiring techy students to test Google's profits.The G-Kenya is here and i tell you there is no event like G-kenya for students.The food is nice,the talks boring or is it that i just dont understand code?,(but we always clap and cheer coz it Google right?) and most of the time nobody even understands what the Googlers teach but we always nod in acknolwdgements...i wish they knew we get nothing,Why?Coz this guys teach very fast,they make lots of assumptions that the existing infrastructure and platforms in kenya are like in the developed world!Last year I saw this guy using the Linux OS,He looked very geeky and i was scared i knew nothing.he was typing commands that i knew not,being a windos boy,i watched him mesmerized...but that was shortlived.I was dumbfounded when he saw me open Google Maps and hew was like,"dude,thats awesome?!"...i regained my courage...
woiyi,me am already filling my spot for the buffet lunch,and ofcourse the Google Swags,that I will have to floss to my friends back in Campus how techy I am and how am connected to Google...Cant wait ...see it here:

G-Kenya 2.0